What the crap is this? You already know my name. It is Poindexter Whippersnapper and I am from England. I am still getting used to this ultranet thing. My niece also gave me one of those pocket phones and I’ll be damned if I can find the phone number. It is a vada fone and maybe a smart banker guy can help me with the number.
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