YOU ARE LYING!!!!! YOU SAID THAT YOU ARE MY FAT AUNT MARTA!!! YOU SAID IT 100 TIMES!! OH MY GOD! YOU KIDNAPPED MY FAT AUNT MARTA AND YOU WANT RANSOM! PLEASE DON’T HEART HER!! HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING AND I PROMISE THAT I WON’T CALL THE POLICE.
Here, again, is the typical make millions scam. The promise is a “banker” who has had a client pass away still has the funds sitting in an account and needs someone willing to claim next of kinship so “banker” can split the money instead of subsequently being forfeited to the government (in this case Burkina […]
I don’t know if you were born retarded or were dropped on your head by your mother. Maybe they keep your dumb ass around the bank for novelty purposes and, believe me, everybody DOES laugh at your sorry ass when you are not listening. Yet, the fact remains. I sent you the document two times. You may be familiar with the number two. It is written like this “2” and it is the number that comes after one(1) and before three(3). I’m surprised that you didn’t hear that from the Nigerian Big Bird yet. Anyway, just for educational purposes I will send you the document again. That is number 3. I hope this helps you with your illiteratecy condition and I am waiting for the transfer.
I am so relieved that you are OK. Moses came to me in a dream and told me that you fell off a giant elephant. I guess it was just a nightmare because of something I ate. I went to Mc Donalds and that must of done it. I go to other hamburger restaurants to see what the competition is doing. I guess it was just old Ronald that was showing me that dream to trick me.