Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali

I am a banker, I want to transfer an abandoned sum of ($6.4
Million.U.S Dollars) to your Bank account. 45/percent will be your
share.

No risk involved but keeps it as secret. Contact me for more details.

Regards,
Ali

Hey hey hey, I know you. You are the Mohammad Ali the boxer, no? I am very hippie that you want to send me the money from the last fight I had with you. I know that I really won even though the judges gave it to you. I am glad the guilt got you.

Do you want me to send my bank account info?

My good friend Tom Duda,

I thank you for your reply and I am very sorry for not reply your
massage in time. I have understand you, and I thank you for your question, but been a banker I am, I would like to tell you that you will not send your bank
account info ok, there was a way that we will make this transaction
successful without any one bank account.

You have to apply to the bank here with your international passport,
your telephone number, with the application letter that I will give
you and the three document that will cover you as the inheritor of
this side fund, with only 100$ USD. that you will use and apply direct
with that your name passport here in the bank, and ask them to make
the process and transfer the inheritance fund to you bit by bit by
Western union money transfer.

As I told you, you will see that the bank will welcome you request and
also tell you how much they can transfer to you daily, because I have
seen some people here in the bank that the bank made their transfer in
that way.

I am waiting for your reply immediately you see my massage so that I
will know our stand in this transaction.

N/B: if possible I need your privet telephone number to call you or
you can call me with my number at any time for the rapid of this
transaction, because immediately bank commence this transaction, I
will fly to your country for my shearing and my investment over there
with you.

ALLAH HAFIZ.
ALI MOHAMED.

Hello Mr. Allah,

I am happy that you are a man that I can trusting!!! With a holy name like yours I can see that. You know, a lotta people have trouble gaining weight. That is the motto of my church. It is the church of the LARD. You know as it says in the turd of the Lard “All have thinned and fallen short of the glory of the LARD”
I’m sorry. When it comes to the LARD I can preach all day. You know that we have to be on the lookout for the adversary Stay thin because he is always looking to rob from you a lamb chop in the night.
Anyway, I am attaching to you all of my information as well as my passport. It is a very small file (not quite like stay thin  because it is good) but it is my new super compact compression algorithm. That way we can get all the money to us with scraps left over (PTL a lotta people have trouble gaining weight)
So you can send the money now with all of this information.
Remember to accept Cheese Its as your lard and personal Savior because it is the CRUST that will set you free!! Remember to go before the LARD and weight every day and keep stay thin out of your life. For a thinner will not inherent the blessings of the Chrust
Cheese Its loves you and remember to give thanks and graze.

My good friend Tom Duda,

I thank you for your appreciation massage and I would like to advise
you to write that your information and also write the passport number
to me, because my computer can’t open PDF attachment.

Thanks, I am waiting for your respond.
Ali Mohammed

Hello Mr. Allah,

Praise the LARD for the massage! I haven’t had one of those for years and years. I am just too FAT(TM) for that <wink> Anyway, I am glad that you are hippy with the pdf file and INSHALARD we can get the money into the bank soon!! I thank you for your respond and I hope that the LARD is providing a pleasant day of high cal food and drink.
May the LARD be with you

Hello Mr. Allah,

Praise the LARD for the massage! I haven’t had one of those for years and years. I am just too FAT(TM) for that <wink> Anyway, I am glad that you are hippy with the pdf file and INSHALARD we can get the money into the bank soon!! I thank you for your respond and I hope that the LARD is providing a pleasant day of high cal food and drink.
May the LARD be with you

Duda

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Thomas Duda is a web designer who lives in Bakersfield, CA with his wife and dogs. He is also interested in: Blogging, Writing, Vaping, Fishing, Swimming and Drawing.

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