I am a very talented actor

I am a very talented actor

This is a scam talent agency that wants to take a, quite large, sum of money for their services. I knew that there would not be much correspondence, if any, but it is nice to be a true wise ass. I was replying to a Craig’s list ad for employment and this was one of the useless replies that came in. I did check online to find that it is indeed a scam.  Now I would have looked rather silly if it were a real agency. 

On Mon, Dec 8, 2014 at 11:12 PM, Casting Call <nbcblacklistcasting@gmail.com> wrote:
Thank you for your interest in auditioning for the hit NBC show “The
Blacklist”! We have received your email and we’re now getting back to
you.

This crime series starring James Spader is now casting for an upcoming
episode from Season 2 which films before Christmas.

We need to ask you a few quick questions to determine if you might be
right for any of the roles being cast.

1) What decade were you born?

2) What age range would you be best able to play?

3) What’s your gender?

4) Briefly describe any previous acting experience you’ve had, such as
student films, online videos, television acting, or live theater.

5) What is a daytime cell phone number where you can be reached?

Please reply back as soon as possible with the answers to the above questions.

We will read over your response and determine if any roles might be
suitable for you.

We look forward to hearing back from you today.

Sincerely,
Megan Hoffman
Talent Call

Casting Info for ‘THE BLACKLIST’– Re: BLACKLIST

From:  Casper the Holy Ghost <caspertheholyghost11@gmail.com>
Dec 8th, 2014

Tom Duda <tom.duda1@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Dec 8, 2014 at 11:29 PM
Subject: Re: Casting Info for ‘THE BLACKLIST’– Re: BLACKLIST
To: Casting Call <nbcblacklistcasting@gmail.com>
Dear Mrs. Hoffman,
I am so happy that you are offering the lead role to me and my family. I am sure you will be very happy to hear about my acceptance<wink></wink>. As you know (being such a talented actor) I have a VERY busy schedule. There is a grand opening of a new transmission shop here in this very big city, where I will play a big transmission gear. After that my agent has landed me a role at a local carnival where I will play Milky Mouse(can’t use Mickey due to copyright issues,) but you can call me and we can discuss when and where to be when shooting begins.

Write me back with directions to the studio and the date. I can read the script when I get there.

Happy President’s day
Tom

 

Duda

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