Two Scammers and a Baby

Two Scammers and a Baby

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Not every time I decide to bait a scammer is a success. Sometimes, I like to just write ridiculous things and see if they write back. In this one, I went beyond crazy, I pretended that the scammer somehow was carrying my baby and I wanted to make plains for the future.

Even though, it was just cut and paste replies, he wrote back a few times. I guess reading skills are limited in Africa.

From Musa Ibrahim to Me

Contact me to my email address as soon as possible i have something very important, a documentation in your name that you need to know.

I got very excited and write excitedly in very broken English (I do NOT speak or write like this in my normal state)

Me to Musa Ibrahim

Helloooo Mr. Ibrahim,
It is happy that you write for me the English(Wooh) I am hoping that the you is for the writing me the good news so you can tell me back the good news for the me to deliver to my email (Wooooh Wooooooooooh) I hoping it is the important news that you writing for me to the answer. I have deliver good news to the people to the people and by the people for everyone the news. Good news giving is the good news getting for another person when the news about the person god.

I love for you to write to my back

Yadi Yada Yada, a banker from Sweden found me by chance and wants to send me lots of money.

Musa Ibrahim to me

My names are Musa Ibrahim, i work as a Banker at SWED BANK PLC located in Stockholm Sweden. I am contacting you after going through your profile on Facebook in regards to a deceased Senegalese client of mine who died in Sweden on July 2011; he was a prominent client of mine who happens to share the same SURNAME with you. Before his death, my client deposited USD $ 14,000,000.00 (fourteen million USD) at a financial institution here in Sweden, documentations regarding these transaction indicates that claims can only be made by his relatives/family member. Since you have the same surname, you are eligible for this claim. All efforts I’ve made revealed no link to any of his family member. However, because of the international financial crises, a lot of reforms has been made within the Swedish Financial system; this includes the new law on succession/claims which indicates a duration in which such inheritance could be tolerated. The financial institution has mandated me to present the next of kin or a relative who will claim the funds. Failure to respond to this ultimatum would legally allow the financial institution to report such funds to Sveriges Riksbank which could be confiscated as unclaimed estate ( And eventually go straight to the Government’s pocket) I have put in place all necessary requirements concerning the release of this funds and it is my intention to introduce this opportunity to you as the beneficiary. Please note that I am legally equipped with all the necessary information/documentations concerning this fund. I have decided to contact you with this opportunity. Upon your acceptance to cooperate, I agreed that 40% of this money will be for you, 40% for me and 20% goes to any acceptable charity organization in Sweden or Uk. For security and confidential reasons; I strongly advise that you firstly contact me via email or fax, immediately you get in touch with me with your contact details Full Names Nationality/country of Resident Occupation Age Phone No I would be able to inform you on more details and next step. In conclusion, it’s my utmost concern to demand your ultimate honesty, co-operation and confidentiality. I GUARANTEE that this process would be executed under a legitimate arrangement that would legally protect you from any breach of law. Thanks as I look forward to hear from you.
Regards.
Musa.

I believe him because his name resembles a very good American president, so I know it must be legit.

Me to Musa Ibrahim

Woah Woooooah. That is many many money the good for me and the you money sending. I trusting for you sending the money here me fast because the very good president the America USA His name was Ibrahim Lincoln and he was the president of America USA a few years ago. Did you ever meeting to him?? I am wanting for the know the you that the me very trusting you (Wow wowhow) You telling me what you want me doing and I will following you to the bank and get the money money.

I love you and maybe someday we having a baby (me and you will give baby name)

He actually bothered to cut and paste my name in the scam email. Of course I will send him all of my personal information. 

Musa Ibrahim to Me

You have to tell the bank that i am a family member of Late Dr Fred Howard Artom and i want to know the possibilities transferring US 14 million dollars deposited by my late brother of which i am the next of kin to the account.
SWED BANK P L C
E-Mail address: info@swedbankonline.com
Tele No +46-737-299-442, Fax +46-764-591-435.
The name of the transfer officer is. Mr Hieki Raadik .

Fill and forward this text to the bank.

Attn Sir,

Your Names………
Occupation………………..
Your Nationality/Country…………
Your Telephone Number……………

My name is Mr ………… and I am standing for the family of Late Dr Fred Tom Duda , to request the funds of $ 14,000,000.00 (fourteen million USD)) deposited by late Dr Fred on hold to be release and transfer to my account here in ……………………….my country As late Dr Fred Tom Duda family member, I am helping her daughter Miss Rosemary Fred continue her education. Possibly as soon as her inheritance is Transferred before we start discussing the best kind of business for her to invest in here ………………………. Please could you let me know what to do in order to achieve this. Thanking you for your co-operations am egarly waiting for your respond. I am writing SWED BANK P L C . (STOCKHOLM SWEDEN to request the Funds of my late brother, Dr Fred Tom Duda
…………………….. whose account is Stated bellow.

ACCOUNT INFORMATION

Account Number: ( No.BLB745008901546/QB/91/A )
Account Name: Dr Fred Tom Duda

co-operations waiting for your favorable respond.
Mr ………

Note
Please make sure that you contact the bank and forward me a copy of the message you send to the bank for my record keeping incase the bank may ask me to provide all information as an accountant to Late Dr Fred Tom Duda during the transfer process.

Contact the bank now with the above letter to know the possibility of transferring $ 14,000,000.00 (fourteen million USD) deposited by late Late Dr Fred Tom Duda .then let me know as soon as you contact the bank. waiting to hear from you soon.
Regards
Musa.

So now I decide that there should be more Musa Ibrahims in the world. I decide that he is pregnant and announce it to the banker “Mr. Franklin”

Me to Musa Ibrahim

Hello Mt. Lincom,
It is very good to hear from you again once more. It is the pleasure the me good that I call to the Father Franklin of the good bank of the America. He said that he being happy to send you the money at the bank good. I also telling him that you and me have baby together and he said that I should send you the congratulations.

I love you

Just in case I didn’t get Mr. Ibrahim’s last email, he sends it again.

Musa Ibrahim to Me

No need to post the scam email twice

However, I blow off his last email. I think it’s time to start planning for the baby’s college fund

Me to Musa Ibrihim

Helllloooo Mt. Lincon,
I am worried about the lovely you because I didn’t get the email from the you. I want to get the money to send me to the bank account because i told Father Franklin from the Good Bank the USA that you will be sending the money for our babies college and kindergarten fund. He is very happy that we are having a baby together and he wants to have a baby shower for us.

I am worried that the good man(That’s you) did not writing to the me. I think you may have morning sickness. Are you craving pickles and ice cream yet? I think that this is too good to be true for us and I hope that you not getting your period(that would mean that you are not pregnant and we will not have the baby) I know that the LARD GOB wants this for us and we will have a extra large baby with everything on it.

Did you think of the baby name yet? I think Joshua would be a wonderful name if it’s a girl.

I love you

Now I start to worry because I didn’t hear from Mr. Ibrahim. I hope he is not having morning sickness.

Me to Musa Ibrahim

Helllloooo Mt. Lincon,
I am worried about the lovely you because I didn’t get the email from the you. I want to get the money to send me to the bank account because i told Father Franklin from the Good Bank the USA that you will be sending the money for our babies college and kindergarten fund. He is very happy that we are having a baby together and he wants to have a baby shower for us.

I am worried that the good man(That’s you) did not writing to the me. I think you may have morning sickness. Are you craving pickles and ice cream yet? I think that this is too good to be true for us and I hope that you not getting your period(that would mean that you are not pregnant and we will not have the baby) I know that the LARD GOB wants this for us and we will have a extra large baby with everything on it.

Did you think of the baby name yet? I think Joshua would be a wonderful name if it’s a girl.

I love you

I finally send a picture of what I think our beautiful baby looks like when he graduates college

Me to Musa Ibrahim

Hello Mt. Lincoln,
I was just thinking trouble go to you for pregnant sickness bad and difficult. I

An educated 419 scammer
An above average Nigerian scammer

bank the money for the baby but important not to you. It is the baby!!!! I want to giving encourage to the you with picture baby.

I happy love you

 

 

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