Rabbi holding two hamburgers

Scamming a Scammer: Rabbi HamBurger and His Gifted Pupil

No sooner did Guelord Whippersnapper’s crappy relationship end with “Mrs. Blessing” she bit on the Rabbi Ham Burger’s reply. Let’s see where this one goes. She won’t get any money but maybe I can convert her to Judaism.

Nevertheless, I am sure that I wasted a fair amount of this creature’s time and internet cafe tokens and I had a lot of fun doing it. In spite of the long and nonsensical ramblings of the scammer, which I myself barely read, I hope you enjoy reading this romance/advance fee/inheritance/orphanage scam. 

Please note that I had no intent whatsoever to offend anyone of the Jewish faith and if anything appears as antisemitic, that was definitely not my intention.

From: Mrs. Blessing, Initial email invitation to be friends

Hello My Dearest,
My name is Miss Blessing, I came across your profile on facebook as i was searching for good friend, A friend who truly understand his or her friend and share their feelings together. please kindly accept my request, I believe that distance can never be a barrier but let?love connect us because love is a bridge that connected far distance to beclose to each other. I will send my pictures to you immediately i receive your reply.
Yours, Miss.Blessing

Next: Rabbi Burger accepts invitation


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  1. I have to say that when I read your disclaimer I said to myself “here we go again, more antisemitism.” However this story was ridiculous but hysterical. You were very sensitive to the Jewish faith as well and for someone to be this funny as well as kind enough to keep a scammer busy, is definitely commendable.

    1. Thank you Jack. It is all about having fun with scammers and they are the only people I have anything against. I am glad that you enjoyed my article and, if you don’t know, you are my first post, so I thank you for that.

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