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Hi,

I Am Ruhi, (Business Development Manager)

We specialize in re-designing and re-developing websites if you are considering any of the following projects.

Please let us know in case you are interested.

I would be happy to share our Work Portfolio, Client testimonials and Service Packages

You can give me your website URL with Skype id or Phone number to discuss more.

We Have Some Special Offer.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Kind Regards,

Ruhi Kapoor

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Hello Rudy Pooper,

I have say that this is a very timely email. I am an entrepreneur that has 7 business ventures and none of them have websites as of yet. Each website will require a domain registration and a shopping cart as well as the digitizing of all our products. For the designing of all these websites a U.S. firm quoted me a price of $100K USD. I am willing to pay this but can your company in Pakistan do a little better on the price?
Best Regards
Hi,

I Am Harpreet, (Business Development Manager)

We specialize in re-designing and re-developing websites if you are considering any of the following projects.

Please let us know in case you are interested.

I would be happy to share our Work Portfolio, Client testimonials and Service Packages

You can give me your website URL with Skype id or Phone number to discuss more.

We Have Some Special Offer.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Hello Mr. Carpnet,

I am very happy that you wrote me. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Madison and I am the owner of the world’s industry leader in gas production. My company name is Fart Monster(TM). We offer all kinds of fart accessories and gear.
I feel it is time to blast this new company onto the world wide web.
We would like to have a shopping cart, a blog where people can share their fart adventures and offer advice for the fart novice.
I would also like to have a special section for my new Butt-propulsion technology(TM). The physics of butt propulsion in rapidly replacing string theory as the pioneer in the unification of physics. Steven Hawking himself is looking to equip his wheelchair with butt propulsion.
Also, I want to have a section “Great farters in history” where people can write about the farts of people who inspired them
Examples would be: Hitler, Jesus, Mother Teresa, Gandhi etc.
I hope we can work together,
Dr. Madison – AKA  The Fart Father

Greeting!!!

Thank you for the interest in our services. I am writing this mail with the reference of the query below. My name is Harpreet (Business Manager) from LOGIC THINK SOLUTIONS and I will be communicating with you on this email which you sent to Ruhi (riya.owt@gmail.com)

I will be responsible for future communications and will act as a bridge between you and development team till requirement get finalize.

We do have a team of experienced and dedicated professionals having an ample experience and extensive knowledge of different platforms. We can make your mobile friendly and it would cost you $899 USD and a time frame of 20-25 working days to complete this project. Let us know when we can commence the work.

Here are some Websites we have completed recently –

http://www.cheaplittlecigars.com/

http://www.grandsecuritygroup.com.au/

http://www.ericchenrealone.ca/

http://www.allmetalsales.com/

http://www.cubicleconcepts.com/
http://www.baramigos.co.uk/

http://www.ckb.uk.com/

http://www.huntemup.com/

Please review our proposal and feel free to ask if you have any query I will be happy to assist you.

Contact me any time and Skype is logicthinksolutions.

Looking for your prompt response.

Have a nice day!

Thanks

Harpreet Kaur (JMD)

(Business Development Manager)


Hello Tom Duda,

Please send me Your Details. Which type of Website you want??

Thanks

Harpreet Kaur (JMD)

(Business Development Manager)


Hello Ruby,

Thank you for the swift response. I am happy that you are willing to work on my websites!! I know that prices can be expensive here in the U.S.(TM) so I was happy when your colleague from Pakistan decided to write to me.
I would like to make an offer to pay $89,000 USD upon completion my seven websites.
Of course, the time frame is very important. I would like these to be done by early next week (Monday or the latest Tuesday) When you complete the projects, I will send you the money.
Regards

Hello Tom Duda,

Please send me Your Details. Which type of Website you want??

Thanks

Harpreet Kaur (JMD)

(Business Development Manager)

Hello Mr. Harper Carpet,
I haven’t heard back from you yet. I really need to get this first website finished. You didn’t quote me a price or time frame.
I am looking forward to a prosperous business relationship but you have to be more responsive.
Regards

Hello Tom Duda,

Hope you are doing well.

I am not from Pakistan. I am Indian and My Company Based In India.

E-Commerce Website Package-1 @ $1999 USD Only

* Up to 15 web Pages with images.

* Custom Design (3 Layouts) to suit your business.

* Shopping Cart.

* Payment Gateway Integration. Either from a bank or Pay Pal or similar vendor.

* Content Management system for client to add, edit or delete the data

* Content Management system for client to add, edit or delete the Products.

* Contact us form

* Flash Animation.

* Product search feature within the website.

* Administrative functions like order tracking, replacing products etc.

* Domain Name Registration and Hosting (Optional)

* SEO Compatible.

* Website submission to Search engines.

E-Commerce Website Package-2 @ $2999 USD Only

* Up to 25 web Pages with images.

* Custom Design (3 Layouts) to suit your business.

* Shopping Cart.

* Three level of categorization of the product through admin Panel

* Payment Gateway Integration. Either from a bank or Pay Pal or similar vendor.

* Content Management system for client to add, edit or delete the data

* Content Management system for client to add, edit or delete the Products.

* Bulk Up loader to upload multiple products with images on the website.

* Inventory system to know your sales, stock and delivery.

* Standard Contact us form

* Flash Animation.

* Product search feature within the website.

* Administrative functions like order tracking, replacing products etc.

* Domain Name Registration and Hosting (Optional)

* SEO Compatible.

* Website submission to Search engines

Time Duration:-40 Working Days.

Payment:- 50% in Advance and 50% After Done Work.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks

Harpreet Kaur (JMD)

(Business Development Manager)


Hello Mr. Harper,

I am glad that you wrote me back. I was getting worried. A $50 deposit would be no problem before you begin. I’m sorry I thought you were in Pakistan. I didn’t know that you were in a different city in India.
Anyway, Like I said, it has to be an eCommerce site because I have lots of products and services to offer. I was thinking that maybe we can shorten the domain name to www.fartblaster.com.
In addition I want to have a blog section where people can share fart stories and techniques.
I want to feature my newest product on the homepage. It is the Fart-O-Meter. You put it in your ass and through Bluetooth it displays a digital reading of the fart magnitude on your forehead in LCD. This is a great seller among college students.
Also, I want to have a section of what fart sounds of famous and infamous people throughout history were like.
Ex. Hitler’s fart, Jesus’ fart, Princess Diana etc. Do you have the sound equipment so you can do the recordings?
Anyway, let me know when you can begin and I will send you $5 USD
Best Regards
Sorry MR. TOM.

Yes Mr. Harper Carpet,

That’s the idea. Red for the heat in a fart and green for the smell. I can tell that you really know what you are doing. Where do you want me to send the 50% of $50? Also, should I send it in Pakistan money or USD?
When can you begin? Oh boy oh boy

Hello Tom Duda,

Hope you are doing well.

I am not from Pakistan. I am Indian and My Company Based In India.

I am Sending You 2 Package for E-Commerce Website Development.

If You Select 1 Package:-$1999 USD

50% Advance Means:-$1999 USD% 2= $999.5 USD

If You are Ready for Pay. I will send You Invoice.

E-Commerce Website Package-1 @ $1999 USD Only

* Up to 15 web Pages with images.

* Custom Design (3 Layouts) to suit your business.

* Shopping Cart.

* Payment Gateway Integration. Either from a bank or Pay Pal or similar vendor.

* Content Management system for client to add, edit or delete the data

* Content Management system for client to add, edit or delete the Products.

* Contact us form

* Flash Animation.

* Product search feature within the website.

* Administrative functions like order tracking, replacing products etc.

* Domain Name Registration and Hosting (Optional)

* SEO Compatible.

* Website submission to Search engines.

E-Commerce Website Package-2 @ $2999 USD Only

* Up to 25 web Pages with images.

* Custom Design (3 Layouts) to suit your business.

* Shopping Cart.

* Three level of categorization of the product through admin Panel

* Payment Gateway Integration. Either from a bank or Pay Pal or similar vendor.

* Content Management system for client to add, edit or delete the data

* Content Management system for client to add, edit or delete the Products.

* Bulk Up loader to upload multiple products with images on the website.

* Inventory system to know your sales, stock and delivery.

* Standard Contact us form

* Flash Animation.

* Product search feature within the website.

* Administrative functions like order tracking, replacing products etc.

* Domain Name Registration and Hosting (Optional)

* SEO Compatible.

* Website submission to Search engines

Time Duration:-40 Working Days.

Payment:- 50% in Advance and 50% After Done Work.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks

Harpreet Kaur (JMD)

(Business Development Manager)


Hello Mr. Carpet,

I seen a documentary on the National Geographic channel. It was saying all kinds of things about Pakistan and how the Indian people love it there. It further went on to say that India wanted to be part of Pakistan. National Geographic is NEVER wrong. I guess India did not become part of Pakistan yet but maybe next year.
Anyway, I can send you lots of money. I have no problem with that. Like I said a US company wanted to charge me $100,000 for 7 websites. So you see it is not about the price because are very cheep. I just don’t understand why you said $50 and now you want more.
You can send me the invoice and I will pay via Money Union Western Gram(TM) and please let me know your ideas for this website.
As we say in America (as I am sure they say in the Indi-Pakistani region of the world) Chop Chop

Hello Tom Duda,

Thanks for Your Response.

I am impressed. You are a great Business Man/Mind.

Invoice Sent .Please Pay Invoice.

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks

Harpreet Kaur (JMD)

(Business Development Manager)


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Hello tom.duda1@gmail.com,

Lokesh Jha sent you an invoice for $999.05 USD.

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Hello Mr. Carpet Cleaner,

I have the invoice but it is not for a voice website. Like I said I wanted the domain www.fartblaster.frt. Should there be the word fart in the receipt? Please explain
Also, you are very smart too. Are you a Jewish person? I also heard that Indians want to be Jewish

Lokesh Jha has cancelled this invoice

Dear tom.duda1@gmail.com,

This invoice has been cancelled.

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Hello Mr. Carpet Locust,

I just was getting ready to pay but it said that the invoice was canceled. I had dealt with many Jews but you are the first to cancel an invoice.
It can be that Saturday is the Sabbath and it is after midnight in Pakistan??
PLEASE ADVISE

Hello Mr. Carpet Wash(If that’s even your real name),

I have come to the conclusion that you are a very stupid man. Even Gandhi himself would laugh at you. When you said that you were Indian I thought that you must be stupid. That’s why India is a 3rd world country and Pakistan is a world power.
Nevertheless, sending out spam is something stupid people from India would not do.

Hello Mr. Harper Carpet,

I just wanted to write and see if my website is ready yet. It has been taking you a long time. You know what they say. A good fart can’t wait. I assume this holds true for a fart website as well.
Keep Farting!

Mr. Carpet,

I told you from the beginning I need people I do business with to be responsive. I still do not see my website:www.fartblaster.com online. I sent you a lot of money and still I see no results.
Please kindly provide prof of work or send me a refund and I will go somewhere else. If not I will have to take this to the better business bureau, the Pakistani consulate general, the Pakistani police and the Indian president. I am sure he would be very interested that you, being from Pakistan, are impersonating an Indian citizen.
Please be Advised

Duda

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Thomas Duda is a web designer who lives in Bakersfield, CA with his wife and dogs. He is also interested in: Blogging, Writing, Vaping, Fishing, Swimming and Drawing.

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