Are There No Hamburgers in Heaven? – Scam Bait

Are There No Hamburgers in Heaven? – Scam Bait

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In this scam bait we find typical advanced fee fraud where, in this case, the scammer is claiming to be a British Military officer with some funds that he needs to have safely deposited in someone’s bank account.  He merely wants ,me(the scam bait) in this case, Rabbi Hamilton Burger, to send him lots of money for some bogus paperwork. Along the way I asked for some spiritual advice concerning the morality of a Rabbi opening up a hamburger stand. The scammer gave me his blessing and I invited him to go into the hamburger business with me. Only when I sent a fake western union receipt he, and the person claiming to be from the red cross, did not respond kindly when I asked one more spiritual question;  are hamburgers in heaven.

I had a lot of fun doing this one. I really enjoy it when a scammer admits to running pointless errands and admits that I indeed made a fool of them. A scam baiter also has the pleasure to inform the scammer that they have in fact been scammed. Therefore, I give you, “There are no hamburgers in heaven.” Enjoy

RE: IF YOU ARE INTERESTED CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
Garbage emails and spam are a way of life
Garbage email like this one comes to us in droves but, to a scambaiter, they are a treasure

Dear sir/madam,
I am seeking the immediate assistance of a reliable and trustworthy International Partner to handle a profitable business for our mutual benefit.

I await your reply for more details

MAJOR. ERIC H MILLER

ericmiller201@hotmail.com

A scambaiter's scamburger
Rabbi Hamburger the scambaiter lays it on thick for this 419 scammer
RE: IF YOU ARE INTERESTED CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

Hello Major and thank you for contacting me,
I am Rabbi Hamilton Burger of the Temple Beth Israel Shalom Bagel. I understand that you have a business proposal for me which I would be interested in discussing.

The first thing I need to know is if you are Jewish. It is not important but with all the anti antisemitism in today’s world (I’m sure you can understand) one can not be too careful. If you are not Jewish I would still love to work with you. I am a Jewish Rabbi first but I also want to get my hamburger business off the ground and doing it internationally would be of great interest of mine.

Many kind shaloms and will Moses and Abraham guide you through the desert.

Rabbi Ham Burger

THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE!‏‏‎

Dear Rabbi Ham Burger,

I am. Eric miller and I am a British soldier attached to UN peace keeping force in Syria. I am the commanding officer of the First Battalion of the Royal Irish Regiment.As you may know, everyday there are several cases of insurgent attacks and suicide bombs going on here. We have managed to move funds belonging to some demised persons who were attacked and killed through these attacks.The total amount is US$15 Million dollars in cash. We want to move this money to you, so that you can help keep our share for us until when we shall come over to meet you. My partner and I will take 70%, . While you take 30%. No strings attached! Just help us move it out of Syria which is a war zone right now.

We plan on using Diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in two large metallic Boxes, using diplomatic immunity.If you are interested, I will send you the full details.My job is to find a good partner that we can trust and is ready to assist us. Can we trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers and other contact details for quick communication. This business is risk free. The boxes can be shipped out in 48hrs.Please If you are Interested in assisting, kindly reply through this PRIVATE and CONFIDENTIAL Email for further documentations and briefing,[ericmiller201@hotmail.com]

PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.

Respectfully,
MAJOR. ERIC H MILLER

RE: THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE!‏‏‎

Dear Mr. Miller,
I am happy to hear this and it will help me get my restaurant off the ground. You didn’t say and forgive me for asking but are you Jewish?
It will help if you are a member of the faith but not absolutely necessary.

Mrs. Rabbi Burger, STD

I WILL COMMENCE DELIVERY IMMEDIATE YOU RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATIONS

Hello: Mr. Rabbi Ham Burger

Dear sir

I am very sorry for my late response. First, let me thank you for accepting to do this business with me and I want to assure that everything will be fine as long as you follow my directions. I will only require your absolute trust, confidentiality and assurance that you will not be willing to part with my share of the funds when it eventually arrives your custody.

We do not have much time to waste so we need to start up immediately so that we can conclude within the next five to six days.Again, let me make you understand my power in affecting the transfer of these funds to you. As I have already informed you on how this money is been brought, and I know I have equally informed you on where the money was deposited. I am in Command of my Unit here in Al-Basrah, I give orders, and I am an Artillery officer and you know the respect and honor we control. I am going to prepare all the necessary documents for approval that the money is yours so everything will be intact on your behalf.Now let me make you understand how this business is going to be done successfully, Every week, a RED CROSS RELIEF JET flies to out from Damascus/Baghdad to go and collect relief from donors in Europe Asia USA and other parts of the world.

I have two of my men as security to the airplane, so after preparing every document on your behalf as the beneficiary of the funds, I will then contact a diplomat here to come seal up the consignment which is with the RED CROSS to the beneficiary which will be you.Then I want you to know that diplomats run a courier service which is called DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE, this service is meant for delivering hard documents, huge funds and precious stones, and they call it consignment.

This consignment will be registered under their service and will be carried with their diplomatic immunity to any country where they have diplomatic grounds and then deliver it to the beneficiary of the consignment on the grounds where they maintain diplomatic immunity.In this case, the deal will go like this, once I register the consignment in your name, I will then seal it and then register it as a diplomatic consignment Trunk Box to be delivered to the owner. The Airplane that will airlift the consignment is the RED CROSS JET which equally has the diplomatic immunity to lift such consignments and other hard copies because of the nature of its work. So wherever it lands, then the diplomat will immediately contact you and you will proceed and go receive the consignment from him.

It is very simple as long as you follow my instructions, You should understand that Diplomats are very busy people so they will not be able to tolerate delays, so you must have to be ready so that as soon as they fly and contact you, then you will be able to meet with the diplomat immediately and claim the consignment. If you cannot be able to meet with him immediately due to your tight schedule, then you can make further arrangements with him to assist you in bringing the consignment to your place.The Diplomat that work with the Red Cross are very good people and they will be able to assist you on your request but you must have to cooperate with him accordingly. I hope you have understood all about this business and how it is going to be done. So for us to start up immediately, I will need the below information from you:

1, YOUR FULL NAME
2, YOUR CURRENT CONTACT ADDRESS/STATE OF ORIGIN
3, YOUR OCCUPATION AND POSITION
4, YOUR AGE
5, MARITAL STATUS
6, YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS.

These information will enable me prepare the necessary documents on your behalf as required which will be used to register the consignment on your name. Once I am through with that, I will let you know and I will also send you the copies of the DOCUMENTS which I used in registering you as the beneficiary of the funds. I will also let you know the name and telephone numbers of the Diplomat to enable you contact him once he arrives.
This is the summary of the legal process involved in this transaction so you can see that it is a straight forward transaction. Like I said all I require from you is your absolute trust, confidentiality and assurance that you will not be willing to part with my share of the funds when it eventually arrives your safe custody.

Finally, I will be updating you as we progress, Please treat this with the secrecy and urgency it deserves, I am counting on you.

Waiting for your urgent response to enable us proceed immediately.

Regards.

RE: I WILL COMMENCE DELIVERY IMMEDIATE YOU RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATIONS

Hello Dr.. Miller,
That is wonderful news. I have to confess that the money is not only for my temple. I also want to open up a hamburger stand. For it will not be as big as Mc Donalds or Burger King but I hope it will in time. I wanted to ask if that would be ok with you. I am an honest Jewish Rabbi and I thought you should know.

Mr. Rabbit Burger,

(VERY URGENT) I WILL COMMENCE DELIVERY IMMEDIATE YOU RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATIONS

Hello: Mr. Rabbi Ham Burger

Dear sir

Thank you for your prompt email.

You are free to use your share to invest into whatever business you feel like investing. But all the same I think the hamburger stand you made mentioned will be okay since you have experience about the business. My spirit has already told me that you are a honest man that is why I had the mind to transact this deal with you.

Nevertheless, i am surprised why you are finding it very hard to forward me your contact details as requested below I requested you to forward me in my last email sent to you last.

1, YOUR FULL NAME
2, YOUR CURRENT CONTACT ADDRESS/STATE OF ORIGIN
3, YOUR OCCUPATION AND POSITION
4, YOUR AGE
5, MARITAL STATUS
6, YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS.

As I intimated you earlier, these above stated information will enable me prepare the necessary documents on your behalf as required which will be used to register the consignment on your name. Once I am through with that, I will let you know and I will also send you the copies of the DOCUMENTS which I used in registering you as the beneficiary of the funds. I will also let you know the name and telephone numbers of the Diplomat to enable you contact him once he arrives.

This is the summary of the legal process involved in this transaction so you can see that it is a straight forward transaction. Like I said all I require from you is your absolute trust, confidentiality and assurance that you will not be willing to part with my share of the funds when it eventually arrives your safe custody.

Finally, I will be updating you as we progress, Please treat this with the secrecy and urgency it deserves, I am counting on you.

Waiting for your urgent response to enable us proceed immediately.

Regards.

RE: (VERY URGENT) I WILL COMMENCE DELIVERY IMMEDIATE YOU RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATIONS

Oh the contact details. Well, you already know my name. Why do you ask for it again when you already know it. I hope it is not because you are a stupid man. Also, I asked you five times if you are Jewish. Why don’t you answer this question? Also, you have an American name but you write with a lot of mistakes. Is this an educational problem?

Anyway, here is the information if you can process it:
Ham Burger
Temple Beth Shalom Israel Bagel
71 South Center Rd
White Plains NY
Rabbi
Married
718 455 8*321

In Jewish Faith,
Rabbi Ham Burger, FUN

I HAVE COMMENCE IMMEDIATE DELIVERY ACTION AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND

Dear Ham Burger.

Sir.
How are you today? I guess this mail will meet you in good condition of health. If so, thank be to almighty God for his infinite mercy.

I want to use this great opportunity to apologize for my late response. Following your email response, I beg for your pardon, please I am not a stupid man, okay. I am a British soldier and moreover I am not a Jewish, but the blood run in me because my great grand mother she a Jewish. As a Britain I am not that kin with religion. But after all said and done I think the almighty God is the greatest.

Nevertheless, I trust you are doing fine. I received the information that you sent to me and i immediately left my unit to the Red Cross office to make the Registration on your behalf.

It was not easy but i thank God for his good work. So now the Red Cross officer in charge said i have to pay an amount of US$11,840.00 for the registration and Delivery charges, so i quickly went back to my unit to get the money, I only had an amount of $9, 000.00 USD, but i managed to borrow the balance of $2,840 USD from my good friend here and promised to pay him back soon. So now i have made the payment to the Red Cross office. Meanwhile, the scanner machine in my Unit has just encountered technical forth, but as soon as we rectify it soonest I will attached the Receipt of the payment I made and send it to you for your records and perusal.

Right now everything is in order, The Red Cross officer has requested for a copy of your identification which will be given to the diplomats that will carry the consignment to Europe, So you should quickly send a scan copy of your identity card like your international passport copy or your drivers license copy or any of your valid identification so that i can submit it to the Red Cross office today. Find attached is my ID for your record and confirmation of my person.

Once i receive it from you immediately, then i will immediately go to the Red Cross office to submit it and i will also conclude with the Final registration of the consignment and i will send you the copy of the AIRWAY BILL DOCUMENT which i have used to make the registration on your behalf. I will also send you all the contact information of the diplomat so that you can be able to contact the diplomat when they fly into Europe .

I am waiting urgently to receive your identification immediately so as to enable me conclude everything. Remember, this transaction is only between me and you so you must have to keep it very secret and confidential. Please you have to follow up instruction everything is going to work out.

You have to read this email and act immediately by sending your identification to enable the red cross officer to identify you when he will be handing over the consignment box to you. Please don’t fail to get back to me immediately, as you know we have no much time.

Waiting for your identification to enable me conclude registration by today.

God is with us.

Regards.
MAJOR. ERIC H MILLER.

RE: I HAVE COMMENCE IMMEDIATE DELIVERY ACTION AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND

Ok Mr. Army,
I will get my passport scanned and send it to you. Since you have Jewish Blood I will ask your advice. Do you think it is good according to the Talmud for a Rabbi to open a hamburger stand? Do you think god will punish me for it?

Rabbi Ham Burger

rabbi-burger-passportRE: RE: I HAVE COMMENCE IMMEDIATE DELIVERY ACTION AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND

Dear Mr. Miller Miller,

I went to Staples(an office store) and they copied my passport and put it on a disk so I could send it to you. Have you thought any more about my hamburger business? Maybe you can be an investor? We can call it Rabbi Burgers and Miller Bagels. I think it is a good idea and you can work the grill and I can work the counter.

Awaiting your urgent reply
Rabbi Ham Burger Ltd
 SCAN AND FORWARD THE DATA PAGE OF YOUR INT’L PASSPORT ID

Dear Rabbi Ham Burger,

Sir.

Thank you for your prompt email response. The almighty God cannot be angry with you for the fart what you planning to do is to invest and open a business that you can be getting money so as to enable you take care of you and your family daily needs. Moreover any responsible man must work very hard and make sure he has a source of in come so as to enable him put foods in his family’s table. The only time God can be angry with you is when you are not working and expect manner to fall from heaven. That is when the almighty God will not be happy with you. I hope i am making sense for your better understanding? Meanwhile the Red Cross in Syria has urgently requested for your International Passport or driver’s License so as for them to complete insurance and delivery process in your favor. I look forward to read positive news as you urgently forward your identity asap.

Yours sincerely,

Major. Eric H. Miller.

The RED CROSS DIPLOMATIC COURIER JET with the consignment will leave Syria tonight to Europe.

Dear Rabbi Ham Burger
Sir.
Thank you for your prompt email response. I have also noted your passport copy as requested. I think the Ham Burger business will be okay. Don’t worry I am ready to invest part of my own share into the Ham Burger business so that it can be a joint business venture as you earlier proposed. As i intimated you earlier, all my life I have not done any business before accept the military work i am into. I will rather prefer you to be the person to handle the ham burger business since you have the idea and experience.

Finally my brother, I have succeeded in ensuring that i meet up with the last RED CROSS JET flying to Europe today night. It was not easy for me that yesterday as i moved from one red cross office to the other to ensure that everything is in order. At the moment, I am glad to inform you that I have completed all final registration of the consignment in your name. I have also submitted your information with the Red Cross Diplomatic Consultant, after the completion of all previous payments, accordingly.

Meanwhile, once the scanning machine in my unit is rectify on or before the close of work today I will scan and send you the attach copy of the Red Cross Payment receipt and also the AIRWAY BILL DOCUMENT, which i procured from the RED CROSS UNIT this afternoon. It will be use for the airlifting of the fund consignment to Europe tonight and will be required by the diplomat on meeting with you as evidence that you are the owner of the consignment.

The consignment is well sealed and I secured an insurance for the shipment to avoid any tampering of the consignment unless you (Rabbi Ham Burger) the owner, so arrangement is perfect. The consignment boxes are tagged consignment B (secret and hard security DOCUMENT). Thus the diplomat does not know the true contents of the consignment, for reasons of safety, but with his diplomatic immunity as a diplomat, he can carry the Boxes to anywhere in Europe and deliver them without any problems. I had to do my best to ensure that this consignment is loaded in the jet for delivery to Europe tonight. This is the only Jet that will be living Syria to Europe this week. So you will have to contact the Red Cross Diplomatic Consultant and he will tell you the remaining procedures to meet you. You have to know that as a result of this latest development, you will have to assist the Red Cross Diplomatic Consultant to enable him facilitate his trip from London to your country to meet you and deliver the consignment to you immediately.

Now everything has been done and the RED CROSS DIPLOMATIC COURIER JET with the consignment will leave Syria tonight to Europe. You must understand that i do not have to delay further as i have to ensure that the consignment is airlift to Europe tonight with the scheduled jet that has been already routed to land in UK. The most important part of this transaction which is ensuring that the consignment leaves Syria tonight, have been perfectly concluded. Therefore from 9.30 am London time tomorrow been, Friday, 22nd May 2015, the jet will land in London as the Red Cross Officer informed me.

So my dear brother, the ball is now in your court. Now this is what you have to do, by 1; PM tomorrow Friday in London, you should contact the diplomat on his phone and tell him that you are Mr. Rabbi Ham Burger from 71 South Center Rd White Plains NY, and that you have a consignment from Syria, in your name from the command of MAJOR. ERIC H MILLER. Then you have to follow all the directives/instructions of the diplomat to ensure safe delivery of the consignment to you without any further delay immediately.

DIPLOMAT NAME: DR.STEPHEN JOHN EVERITT
HIS DIRECT TELEPHONE: +44-793-704-3777
EMAIL: redcrossdiplomaticconsultant2020@consultant.com

Finally, please inform me immediately you get in contact with the diplomats tomorrow Friday 22nd May 2015 and tell me about your discussion with him. Make sure that you call the diplomat on his telephone and speak with him, because this is very important. So, if you talk to him, he will understand you very well and you can then send him an e-mail. I hope you understand everything I have explained. If there is anything you do not understand, then please send me an e-mail immediately so I can explain further.

Please my brother, remember it’s only you and I knows the contents of the consignment boxes. This consignment is our life, so please do your best, so that you will receive the consignment from the diplomat when it comes to Europe tomorrow morning. Remember that the diplomat is a man so busy, you should not delay in contacting him. Once you are familiar with the Red Cross Diplomatic Consultant by tomorrow afternoon, make sure you adhere and follow his instructions. Then, he will tell you further on how best he can deliver the consignment to you in your country as soon as he arrives in London. Ensure that you call him first thing tomorrow afternoon.

God is with us my brother and I hope that you will handle things very well.. Remember that this consignment contains my whole life as i have invested all i have to ensure that this consignment boxes lives Syria to Europe tonight.

I am waiting for your update immediately you receive the consignment.

Regards.

ERIC H MILLER.

I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR GOOD NEWS FROM YOU AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND.

Dear Ham Burger.

Sir.

How are you today? I hope this mail will meet you in good condition of health. After I sent you message you did not get back as usual and acknowledge receipt. Anyway, this to inform you that situation report reaching me from Red Cross office here Syria officially stated that the Red Cross Jet that accompanied the fund consignment to Europe has successfully arrived London-UK. So once is 1 or 2 PM UK time as you were instructed, you should as a matter of urgent please go ahead and contact the Red Cross Diplomatic Delivery Consultant. I wish you success as you open contact with the Red Cross Delivery Consultant. This will enable as soon as you take possession of the consignment and keep me posted, I will not hesitate to tender my resignation letter to the British Government and come to your country for the disbursement subsequent investment of the ham burger business with earlier discussed about. Let me know immediately you contact the red cross diplomatic delivery consultant.

Yours Sincerely,

Major. Eric H Miller.

 RE: I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR GOOD NEWS FROM YOU AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND.

Hello Major Miller Miller,
It is good to hear that. What do I need to do next? I was thinking of a name for the hamburger stand. I was think that Rabbi Miller Bagel Burger is a killer name. I feel so much better after speaking to you. I think that we will flip many burgers together. I really think god is speaking through you and I will do anything you ask

Rabbi Burger Bgr

The “Red Cross” Writes

Luggage Delivery Procedure: Get Back To Us Immediately As We Are Working Under A Time Frame

Atten: Mr. Ham Burger
Address: 71 South Center Rd White Plains NY, USA

Sir.
My name is DR. STEPHEN JOHN EVERITT, I am the head of diplomatic red crossconsultant with Red Cross & Cargo’s Services, London, UK.

Find attached is my International Passport and also the picture of your luggages for your confirmation. Please confirm the receipt of this message and send your response to me immediately you receive this message. I will appreciate an urgent reply because the luggage is scheduled to depart as soon as we hear from you.

The sender of the luggage requested that this luggage should be delivered to you through Express delivery. So you are requested to pay for the Delivery fee. This will guarantee the safe delivery of the luggage to your address. As such, you are requested to pay the sum of $2,000 (Two Thousand United States Dollars). Note that the fee must be paid before we can start the delivery of the luggage to you.

After paying the fee, we will deliver the luggage to you within 24 hours.

In order to receive the delivery charges fee more faster and easier from you. You are requested to send the delivery/insurance fee through western Union or moneygram international money transfer with the details below:

Receiver’s name: Peter Cole
Receiver’s address: 269 Archway Road,London,England; United Kingdom.

You have to take the money and go to any of the moneygram offices close to you, and send it to enable us commence the delivery of the luggage. If you do not know how to send the money by Western Union or moneygram you have to login or enter or type- in the westernunion.com or moneygram.com and you will see how to send money. You will also see Find us at the website of moneygram.com

When you click on Find us, you will have to enter your address, so that the moneygram office or agent closer to you will be displayed. You should take your money to the moneygram office or agent nearest to you and tell them that you are sending the money to the name below to London.

Receiver’s name: Peter Cole
Receiver’s address: 269 Archway Road, London, England, United Kingdom.

The moneygram agent will send the money to you and after they will give you an reference no . OK. It is very simple.

After sending the money.You should send me the payment/deposit details to me which include:

(1.) Sender’s name
(2.) Sender’s address
(3.) 8 digit Reference No.

Thank you for allowing us to serve you.

I will wait to hear from you.

Best Regards,

DR. STEPHEN JOHN EVERITT
Head of Diplomatic consultant & Red Cross Cargo’s Service London, England UK.
Telephone Number: +4479370437773

 RE: RE: I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR GOOD NEWS FROM YOU AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND.

Hi Major Miller,

The red cross company wrote to me. Do you know anything about it? They want me to send $2000 American dollars. Is this correct? I am surprised that they want such a small amount of money. I spend more then that on a night out. If you tell me it is legit, I will send the money over to them. Or, do you think I should send the money to you? Then you can give it to them.
In the love of Moses,
Fthr. Rabbi Burger, lsd
RE: Luggage Delivery Procedure: Get Back To Us Immediately As We Are Working Under A Time Frame

Hello Mr. Consultant,
I went to the money gram store and I sent you $2,000 American Dollars. I have
been trying to contact Mr. Major Miller and he didn’t write me back. Anyway, here is the money so now we can get my delivery started. If you are not one of the chosen people, I would love to teach you and major Miller all about my faith.

May God and Moses both bless you,
Capt. Rabbi Ham Burger, BS

Thank You For Message

Dear Ham Burger.

Sir.

Thank you for your email. I am very sorry for my late response. We have been out of our unit for a military training since two days. We just came back now and I decided to check my mail and get back to you asap. Anyway, because of the urgency it requires for the diplomat to deliver the fund consignment to you as we earlier programmed, I will professionally advise you to go ahead and transfer the required delivery charges directly according to the instruction of the Red Cross Diplomatic Delivery Consultant since he is their in London-UK waiting to commence delivery action immediately you make the transfer. Sending me the money here in Syria as you stated in your email will not make sense, as it will make me to start going to the Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram and start transferring the money back to UK and also pay further transfer charges. To avoid much questions by the Money Gram agent, I will advise you to Split the USD$2000 into 2 places and wire it as the diplomat directed you, because if you transfer it at once I don’t think the transfer will be successful. So it is better for you to directly make the transfer as the Red Cross Diplomatic Delivery Consultant instructed you and let me know asap.

Yours Sincerely,

Major. Eric H Miller.

Why Sending A Fake Money Gram Transfer Form? You Did Not Send Any Money For Your Information.

Atten: Mr. Ham Burger
Address: 71 South Center Rd White Plains NY
Sir.
I have gone to the Money Gram and was confirmed that you did not transferred any money. Moreover I have carefully looked at the Money gram payment form and found out some irregularities on the Money Gran Transfer Form you claimed you used in transferring the US$2000. Looking at the date, instead of the money gram form to bear the date of Saturday 23rd of May you sent me the mail and the money gram form on the attachment, rather it was stated 2015-04-17. This to tell you that you did not made any payment. I can see that you are a joker. In this regards I will have no option to deposit your luggage under the custody of the Red Cross in UK and proceed back to our base. Meanwhile, I have officially write to our office in Syria and informed them with the situation report. I have also informed the sender of the luggage for him to be aware of what is happening. You made me look stupid at the money gram office. Since you know you are not ready to send the required delivery charges that will warrant the final delivery of your luggage to your above stated address why do you send me a fake money Gram payment details. I thought you claim to be a rabbi, is tis how you are going to teach us about your Faith? Very bad of you i must confess. Even your telephone number you forwarded is also not a working line, so why all these?

Best Regards,

DR. STEPHEN JOHN EVERITT
Head of Diplomatic consultant & Red Cross Cargo’s Service London, England UK.
Telephone Number: +4479370437773

RE: Why Sending A Fake Money Gram Transfer Form? You Did Not Send Any Money For Your Information.

Dear Mr. Consultant,
It is obvious to me that you are not an intelligent man. You said that you looked stupid at the Money Gram office. It had nothing to do with a piece of paper. You are simply a stupid man. The receipt is good. I think you need to speak to an adult. Just so you know. An adult is one of those big people that walk by you all day patting you on the head and laughing at you. Ask one to help you and stop calling me a dishonest man. God will punish you because I am his chosen and you are just a cockroach in his eyes.

Sincerely,
Gen. Rabbi Hamilton Burger, Rpg

RE: RE: Why Sending A Fake Money Gram Transfer Form? You Did Not Send Any Money For Your Information.

thank you for the insult. With your email response you don’t need to tell me what you are capable of. I will go ahead and deposit your luggage with the Red Cross and whenever you are ready to claim it you can come further. Let God George us

RE: RE: RE: Why Sending A Fake Money Gram Transfer Form? You Did Not Send Any Money For Your Information.

Yes, God will “George” us hahahahahahahah And it took me this long to call you stupid hahahahahahahah

Sister Rabbi Hamburger, UFO

Let Me Hear Urgently Fr

Dear Ham Burger.
Sir.

How can you call the Red Cross Consultant a stupid man scammer? Can you send me the payment evidence let me confirm it myself? I have a contact with the Money Gram, at least they can tell me what is happening. The Red Cross has just sent me the money gram form and the date date on the Money Gram transfer form was 2015-04-17. Since you made the transfer on Saturday according to the mail you sent me last, why is the date back dated? Please kindly resend the money gram form for my confirmation. Meanwhile, to avoid further delay I want to advise you if possible to go back to Money Gram and asked them to rectify the payment details. I have also called the telephone number as follows: 718 455 8321, but is not in service. Can you kindly reconfirm your telephone number for me so that I will call you myself and also forward same to the head of Red Cross diplomatic consultant to follow up as time is not on our side. Please what do you mean by asking me is there are any hamburger in heaven? Are you playing with me or what? Can you please explain what you mean?

Yours Sincerely,

Major. Eric H Miller.

RE: Let Me Hear Urgently Fr

Hi Mr. Miller,
The Red Cross Consultant is not an intelligent man. I sent him, promptly I may add, $2000 and he could not cash it and called me a thief. I don’t know if he is a scammer because that does take some intelligence. By you siding with him without hearing my side of the story makes me wonder about you as well and I question if you will be a good fit to work my hamburger grill. Nevertheless, I will go back to the store and try to sort out this transfer issue.

I will keep you posted,
Rabbi Burger

RE: RE: Let Me Hear Urgently Fr

Mr. Miller,
The store where I bought the Money Gram is open 24 hours. As inconvenient burger mgas it is, I want to get this ordeal over with. Never has someone questioned my integrity for such a small amount of money and I hope this is a valuable life lesson for you. I could have been a good friend and mentor to you but now I barely want to do business with you. Nevertheless, Jews have always been a kind and forgiving people and I had a couple of my elders calm me down. They say kill someone with kindness and that’s what I will do.

I trust this receipt will prove that I am the better of these three parties
Rabbi Burger

After this copy both email addresses went out of commission and my emails bounced back. I guess putting the words under “Message to reliever: I hope this works stupid” finally made them give up. Major Miller never did answer my question as to the possibility of hamburgers in heaven but I guess he was just too heartbroken to give me the bad news.

For now, just watch out for those who are trying to get your heard earned money. Instead, just enjoy a big, juicy hamburger.

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