Trolling a Scammer From Burkina Faso

Trolling a Scammer From Burkina Faso

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Here, again, is the typical make millions scam. The promise is a “banker” who has had a client pass away still has the funds sitting in an account and needs someone willing to claim next of kinship so “banker” can split the money instead of subsequently being forfeited to the government (in this case Burkina Faso).
 
Unfortunately, even though this scam has been around since the time of the big bang, there are a select few who still fall prey. I decided to pose as that prey.
 
I have used two of my reoccurring personas in playing with this swindler: Howard Artom an investor and good old Rabbi Hamburger – who played the part of Howard’s lawyer.

The Spam Folder Yields Rubbish for Some, Gold for Others:

FROM THE DESK OF Mr. MOUSSA AHMED
 
MANAGER AUDIT&ACCOUNT DEPT,
BANK OF AFRICA OUGADOUGOU
BURKINA-FASO.
 
Good Day. I know this message might meet you in utmost surprise;however, it’s just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this mutual benefiting business when searching for a good and reliable and trust worthy person. I got your contact email address from a Business directory and decided to connect you to this transaction that is based on trust and your understanding.
 
I am Mr. MOUSSA AHMED
Manager Audit/Accounting Department BANK OF AFRICA B.O.A Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso, I would like to know if this proposal will be worthwhile for your acceptance have a Foreign Customer, Manfred Hoffman from Germany who was an Investor, Crude Oil Merchant and Federal Government Contractor, he was a victim with Concord Air Line, flight AF4590 killing 113 people crashed on 25 July 2000 near Paris leaving a closing balance of Nineteen Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($19.3m) in one of his Private US dollar Account that was been managed by me as his Customer’s Account Officer.
 
Base on my security report, these funds can be claimed without any hitches as no one is aware of the funds and it’s closing balance except me and the customer who is (Now Deceased) therefore, I can present you as the Next of Kin and we will work out the modalities for the claiming of the funds in accordance with the law.
 
Now, if you are interested and really sure of your trustworthy, accountability and confidentiality on this transaction without disappointment, you can contact me using my private email 
address:mr.moussa.ahmed45@gmail.com
Our sharing ratio will be 50% for me and 40% for you, While 10% will be for the necessary expenses that might occur along the line.
I expect your reply
Sincerely
Mr. MOUSSA AHMED

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Note: No matter how much I butcher their names, they never seem to notice

Hello Mr. Asshead,
I am very happy to learn of this investment opportunity. I am an investment banker and I would like to know of the details. To prove my trustworthiness, I have to say that I am a deeply religious man and am dedicated to the Lard Gob and have integrity in the crunch and at work.

Please send more details,
Yours truly,
Howard Artom

The Scammer to Howard Artom

Hello Howard Artom. Thanks for your kind reply in respect of my business proposal. As regards to this transaction, I stand to assure you that there is no
problem in this transaction for it is 100% legal and you only have to comply to my instructions so that you will not make any mistake when we start the transaction.My personal data is as follows:
1. NAME: MR. MOUSSA AHMED
2.. AGE: 55 Years
3. MARITAL STATUS: Married with three children
4. OCCUPATION: Banker
5. YEARS OF EXPERIENCE: 23 Years
6 STATE OF ORIGIN: Bobo Dioulaso
7. COUNTRY: Burkina Faso
BACKGROUND OF TRANSACTION;
The Name of the deceased Customer was MR. Manfred Hoffman, a foreigner
from Germany. He nationalized here for years before he died in 2004.
He was a Crude Oil Merchant and Federal Government Contractor. He has
an account with our bank and I was his account officer for many years
before his death.Five years after his death, I spent time, made all the necessary
enquires to find out if I can get anyone related to him, to come forward and claim his fund left behind in our branch, but all my efforts proved abortive. This search lasted for over 5 years but all to no avail. It was during this search that I found out that the person that he used as his Next of Kin died along with him in the accident as they were traveling for a holiday, leaving no one to claim his fund left in our branch for 12 years now. The banking ethics here
does not allow such money to stay more than 13 years, because the bank
will send it to the bank’s treasury as an abandoned or unclaimed fund.
Truly, it was after this discovery and unsuccessful search to get any
of his relation that I decided to contact you so that I can use your
name for the claim of this fund. Consequence upon the fact that I do
not want the fund to be transferred into our bank’s treasury as an
abandoned or unclaimed fund, I got this opportunity and decided to
contact you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
More so, I wish to point out that I want 10% of this money be shared
among the charity Organizations in your Country, while the remaining
90% will be shared equally between you and me. As I stated above, this
transaction is risk free, legal and has no negative implication. I
have perfected everything to guarantee success, you should not be
afraid of anything.Nevertheless, you must try to keep it secret in order not to tarnish my image as a senior staff of this bank. Most Importantly, I will like
you to assure me that you will not betray this trust and confidence that am about to repose on you.I have worked very hard in my life and I have always maintained high level of discipline and integrity. This is an opportunity which I must strive relentlessly to accomplish. Besides, in a no distant time, I
will be leaving for retirement. And during the transfer process into
your bank, there will be little upfront expenses because the fund
which is to transfer into your bank in your country has been
dormant for years.Before the bank will transfer the fund to your bank,
Finally, if you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to
me with the following to assure me of your capability of handling this
transaction to enable me open a file with your name here in my office
as the true next of kin to the said fund, and I will send you an
application form which you will fill and send to the Bank here for
this transfer.
1 First name………………………
2 Surname……………………………
3 Age……………………………….
4 Occupation………………
5) Telephone number……………… 6) Address…………
7) Country…………..Regards,
MR. MOUSSA AHMED

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Hello Mr. Mousehead,
I am so sorry to hear about the deceased person. The money is not important but I do like to look at dead bodies to make sure that they are really dead. One can never be sure. Have you tried poking it with a stick? I did that with my aunt Marta and she woke up.Anyway, My name is Howard
My surname is Artom
I am a scientist
Please send me the picture of the dead person so I can tell you that they are really dead

may the Lard be with you

The Scammer to Howard Artom

Dear I don’t really understand what you meant by the message sent to me please can you tell me more about it because I don’t know how to show you the picture of someone whom have died so many years ago and as well have decade too how will I see his picture to send to you then

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Hello Mr. Mousedad,
I must apologize for the misunderstanding. I thought you said that he died 13 days ago. There is no need to dig him up like you suggested. Who was this man who died? Was he an uncle of mine?Please forgive me but you said that you are from a country called Fatso? Where is that and are people overweight there?Respectfully,
Howard Artom, DDS

The Scammer to Howard Artom

Subject: DONT BE CONFUSSED
Please you don’t have to jock with something so serious of this nature what actual do you always mean

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Hello Mr. Mouseass,
I am not jocking. I am merely trying to establish who this person was and if it is a viable business deal. If you think this is a jock then maybe we can’t do business. If you think it is serial then we can proceed.I am a very busy man so you will have to let me know.

The Scammer to Howard Artom

Like I have made you to understand the man in question MR MANFRED HOFFMAN is from Germany but dies in a plane crash in Paris leaving behind this sum in my custody which I was his account officer during his stay in my country as a crude oil merchant and as well a government contractor

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Mr. Mousehead,
Therefore you are from France? My mother and father were born in Paris and I been there many times. Where is the bank you work in? I may have done business there.

Anyway, how do we begin this transaction?

The Scammer to Howard Artom

please brother be aware we have no much time to go trough that but as
the case may be I will like us to proceed Now as you have accepted to
assist me fully in this transaction, what I want you to do is to contact the bank for the claim of the fund and as well be ware that am not from Paris am in Burkina Faso the man in question MR MANFRED HOFFMAN was going on a business trip when the plane crashed this he have some money deposited with me as the account officer before the plan crashed and as well the name of the bank n question in BANK OF AFRICA BURKINA FASObelow is the letter of claim for next of kin you have to fill-in your information’s and contacts the bank with a copy of your international passport /valid id for the smoothest of your claim please be aware that the bank don’t work till Monday and probably the mail will not be responded but i will like you to contact them so to enable your message be among the first to be reply to on Monday.Please immediately you contact the bank through bank email try as much as possible to reach me on my email ID immediately for me to know what to do next in the office.I have worked everything out before I contact you don’t fear at all I
am with you, on till the end of this transaction only, what you’re
going to do with me is that you have to follow all my instructions.
When bank contacted you let me know so that I will direct you how
you’re going to reply the bank to avoid any mistakes.I will offer you 40% of the total sum of the fund and 10% will be map out for any expanses that will up on the process of this transaction both of us will share any expanses of this transfer and I hope that you can handle this project with me.Please, keep this transaction very secret with you only on till the fund is been transferred into your bank account in your country. If you have any question you can call me on this phone Number +22674 13 96 43 and as well I wish to let you know that am not after your money what I have is enough for me and my familyNote; this is how you are going to contact the bank through bank email
also if the bank respond to you don’t hesitate to send their reply to
me
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
TO THE OFFICE OF DR MARK LORD
FORIGHN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
BANK OF AFRICA (B .O .A) ANNEX
OUGAGADOUGOU BURKINAFASO
boa_bfa@outlook.comDEAR SIR,I AM MR/MRS …………… A BUSINESS PARTNER AND NEXT OF KIN TO ONE OF YOUR LATE CUSTOMER MAY I HAVE THE HONOR TO PRESENT TO YOU, THIS FOLLOWING MATTER FOR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION AND NECESSARY ACTION? I AM THE NEXT OF KIN OF LATE MR.MANFRED HOFFMAN, AN ACCOUNT HOLDER WITH YOUR BANK,WHO’S UNTIMELY LOSS OCCURRED ON 25/07/2000.THE DECEASED HAD DEPOSITED SOME MONEY WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT THE SUMOF ($19.3MILLION DOLLARS) ACCOUNT (FTDA) BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER:0031273615239 WITH THE ROUTING UMBER:026009693 WHICH MYSELF AS THE NEXT OF KIN IS PROCESSING TO CLAIM I WISH MY WRITTEN NOTICE WILL BE GIVEN AN URGENT ATTENTION AS I WISH THIS FUND BE RELEASE AND TRANSFER INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT HERE IN MY COUNTRY.I TRUST THAT THE MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK WILL FIND NO SPECIAL DIFFICULTY IN GRANTING MY REQUEST.
SIR, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR THE LATE WRITTEN NOTICE OF CLAIM OF MY INHERITANCE FUND DEPOSITED IN YOUR BANK.NAME…………………………………
TEL………………………………………..
ADD………………………………
MARRIAGE STATUS………………………………
LOCATION………………………………………..
SEX…………………………………………….
AGE…………………………………………..
OCCUPATION………………………………………THANKS IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR COOPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Hello Mr. Assmed,
I understand everything that you wrote except one thing. You said that he was from Germany and he died in Paris. I don’t understand what Bunker Fatso is. Is it the name of the bank?

Yours Truly,
Howard Artom, DDS

The Scammer to Howard Artom

Subject: In that case I will like you to reread the details of the transaction again

In that case I will like you to reread the details of the transaction again
The Name of the deceased Customer was MR. Manfred Hoffman, a foreigner
from Germany. He nationalized here for years before he died in 2004.
He was a Crude Oil Merchant and Federal Government Contractor. He has
an account with our bank and I was his account officer for many years
before his death.Five years after his death, I spent time, made all the necessary
enquires to find out if I can get anyone related to him, to come
forward and claim his fund left behind in our branch, but all my
efforts proved abortive. This search lasted for over 5 years but all
to no avail. It was during this search that I found out that the
person that he used as his Next of Kin died along with him in the
accident as they were traveling for a holiday, leaving no one to claim
his fund left in our branch for 12 years now. The banking ethics here
does not allow such money to stay more than 13 years, because the bank
will send it to the bank’s treasury as an abandoned or unclaimed fund.
Truly, it was after this discovery and unsuccessful search to get any
of his relation that I decided to contact you so that I can use your
name for the claim of this fund. Consequence upon the fact that I do
not want the fund to be transferred into our bank’s treasury as an
abandoned or unclaimed fund, I got this opportunity and decided to
contact you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
More so, I wish to point out that I want 10% of this money be shared
among the charity Organizations in your Country, while the remaining
90% will be shared equally between you and me. As I stated above, this
transaction is risk free, legal and has no negative implication. I
have perfected everything to guarantee success, you should not be
afraid of anything.Nevertheless, you must try to keep it secret in order not to tarnish my image as a senior staff of this bank. Most Importantly, I will like
you to assure me that you will not betray this trust and confidence
that am about to repose on you.I have worked very hard in my life and I have always maintained high level of discipline and integrity. This is an opportunity which I must strive relentlessly to accomplish. Besides, in a no distant time, I
will be leaving for retirement. And during the transfer process into
your bank, there will be little upfront expenses because the fund
which is to transfer into your bank in your country has been
dormant for years.Before the bank will transfer the fund to your bank,
Finally, if you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to
me with the following to assure me of your capability of handling this
transaction to enable me open a file with your name here in my office
as the true next of kin to the said fund, and I will send you an
application form which you will fill and send to the Bank here for
this transfer.
1 First name………………………
2 Surname……………………………
3 Age……………………………….
4 Occupation………………
5) Telephone number……………… 6) Address…………
7) Country…………..
Regards,
MR. MOUSSA AHMED

Howard Artom to the Scammer. Forwared to Attorney Hamilton Burger

This is a very complected matter you have here. What I will do is forward this document to my attorney – Hamilton Burger – and we will be in contact.

Best Regards,
Howard

 

Attorney Hamilton Burger’s Reply to Howard Artom (Accidently forwarded to the scammer)

Dear Mr. Artom,
In my initial perusal of the document provided my firm by Mr. Ahmed, I find this to be an outstanding deal. The advice I can give you at this point is to go ahead with the transaction. You should request as to where Mr. Hoffman had passed. The document stated that Mr. Hoffman was a German citizen but did not state where he died.

That is all the legal advice this firm can give you at this time.

Regards,
Hamilton Burger, ESQ

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Hello Mr. Mouseass,
My lawyer finally wrote me back. He said that we should begin the transaction but he wants to know which country the man died in?

Attorney Hamilton Burger to Howard Artom and accidently Forwared to the Scammer

Mr. Artom,
My secretary delivered your phone message. It is not called Bunker Fatso. It is Burkina Faso. It is not a bank but a country in Africa. The population is not human as far as I can tell. They are just useless monkeys to say the least. Please don’t tell that to that Ahmed guy. Just get your share of the money and be done with it. It should be like getting candy from a baby. Remember, only Americans and Jewish people are human. The rest are just insects.

Rabbi Burger, ESQ

 The Scammer to Howard Artom Accidently Forwarded to Attorney Hamilton Burger

I don’t know the reason why you are acting this way, playing with a serious issue I made you to understand at the initial stag that am from a country in Africa called Burkina Faso and I have this late customer who left behind the sum of 19.3 million usd in his account hear in Burkina Faso and as well the name of the customer is MR MANFRED HOFFMAN and as well he died in a plane crash near Paris why are you complicating this issue ?
Like seriously I don’t understand you please this is a serious issue at hand and must be handled maturelyAre you going to handle it with me or not
Please get back to me let me know my standWaiting to hear from you
Moussa ahmed

Howard Artom to Scammer

Hello Mr. Asshead,
I am being very serious myself. I called my lawyer and he said that people are very intelligent in Fatso. He said that they are very smart and I should be serious because they are very honest people.

So, please stop jocking and let’s get this deal going. I need to know what you need from me first!?!?!

Attorney Hamilton Burger to the Scammer

Mr. Ahmed,
I am not sure of your understanding of this matter, but I represent Mr. Artom and not your self. Should you desire legal consultation from my firm, I would require a retainer of $1,000 USD plus $350.00 per hour. I accept: Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover.

Other then that I can not help you.

Mr. Artom’s company pays an annual fee for my advice and you are out of the scope of his agreement.

Sincerely,
Hamilton Burger ESQ

Attorney Hamilton Burger to Scammer

Mr. Ahmed,
I find it difficult to understand your inability to pay my very reasonable fees. Mr. Artom has informed me that you and him are to procure millions from a multi-national deal.

Please refrain from contacting this law office for free legal advice unless you remit the necessary payments.

Sincerely,
Rabbi Hamilton Burger, ESQ

Attorney Hamilton Burger to Scammer

Dear Mr. Ahmed,
Please be advised that your account is seriously past due. As per our agreement, you were required to pay retainer fees and my hourly consultation fees.

The charges are as follows:
Retainer fee: $1,000.00
Per hour consultation fee for 3 hours: $1050.00
Total: $2050.00

Please remit now to avoid any interest and having this debt being submitted to collections.

Respectfully,
Rabbi Hamilton Burger, ESQ

The Scammer to Howard Artom

Subject: SEE THE LETTER OF CLAIM USE IT AND CONTACT THE BANK

DEAR,Now as you have accepted to assist me fully in this transaction, what
I want you to do is to contact the bank for the claim of the fundbelow is the letter of claim for next of kin you have to fill-in your
information’s and contacts the bank with a copy of your international
passport /valid id for the smoothest of your claim.Please immediately you contact the bank through bank email try as much
as possible to reach me on my email ID immediately for me to know what
to do next in the office.I have worked everything out before I contact you don’t fear at all I am with you, on till the end of this transaction only, what you’re
going to do with me is that you have to follow all my instructions.
When bank contacted you let me know so that I will direct you how
you’re going to reply the bank to avoid any mistakes.I will offer you 40% of the total sum of the fund and 10% will be map out for any expanses that will up on the process of this transaction both of us will share any expanses of this transfer and I hope that you can handle this project with me.Please, keep this transaction very secret with you only on till the fund is been transferred into your bank account in your country. If you have any question you can call me on this phone Number +226 74 13 96 43 and as well I wish to let you know that am not after your money what I have is enough for me and my familyNote; this is how you are going to contact the bank through bank email
also if the bank respond to you don’t hesitate to send their reply to
me

TO THE OFFICE OF DR MARK LORD
FORIGHN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
BANK OF AFRICA (B .O .A) ANNEX
OUGAGADOUGOU BURKINAFASO
boa_bfa@outlook.comDEAR SIR,I AM MR/MRS …………… A BUSINESS PARTNER AND NEXT OF KIN TO ONE OF YOUR LATE CUSTOMER MAY I HAVE THE HONOR TO PRESENT TO YOU, THIS FOLLOWING MATTER FOR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION AND NECESSARY ACTION? I AM THE NEXT OF KIN OF LATE MR.MANFRED HOFFMAN, AN ACCOUNT HOLDER WITH YOUR BANK, WHO’S UNTIMELY LOSS OCCURRED ON 25/07/2000.THE DECEASED HAD DEPOSITED SOME MONEY WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT THE SUM OF ($19.3MILLION DOLLARS) ACCOUNT (FTDA) BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0031273615239 WITH THE ROUTING NUMBER:026009693 WHICH MYSELF AS THE NEXT OF KIN IS PROCESSING TO CLAIM I WISH MY WRITTEN NOTICE WILL BE GIVEN AN URGENT ATTENTION AS I WISH THIS FUND BE RELEASE AND TRANSFER INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT HERE IN MY COUNTRY.I TRUST THAT THE MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK WILL FIND NO SPECIAL DIFFICULTY IN GRANTING MY REQUEST.
SIR, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR THE LATE WRITTEN NOTICE OF CLAIM OF MY INHERITANCE FUND DEPOSITED IN YOUR BANK.NAME…………………………………
TEL………………………………………..
ADD……………………………..
MARRIAGE STATUS………………………………
LOCATION………………………………………..
SEX…………………………………………….
AGE…………………………………………..
OCCUPATION………………………………………

THANKS IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR COOPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY

Howard Artom to the Scammer

DEAR SIR,

I AM MR/MRS …HOWARD ARTOM………… A BUSINESS PARTNER AND NEXT OF KIN TO ONE OF YOUR LATE CUSTOMER MAY I HAVE THE HONOR TO PRESENT TO YOU, THIS FOLLOWING MATTER FOR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION AND NECESSARY ACTION? I AM THE NEXT OF
KIN OF LATE MR.MANFRED HOFFMAN, AN ACCOUNT HOLDER WITH YOUR BANK, WHO’S UNTIMELY LOSS OCCURRED ON 25/07/2000.

THE DECEASED HAD DEPOSITED SOME MONEY WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT THE SUM OF ($19.3MILLION DOLLARS) ACCOUNT (FTDA) BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0031273615239 WITH THE ROUTING NUMBER:026009693 WHICH MYSELF AS THE NEXT OF KIN IS PROCESSING TO CLAIM I WISH MY WRITTEN NOTICE WILL BE GIVEN AN URGENT ATTENTION AS I WISH THIS FUND BE RELEASE AND TRANSFER
INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT HERE IN MY COUNTRY.

I TRUST THAT THE MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK WILL FIND NO SPECIAL
DIFFICULTY IN GRANTING MY REQUEST.
SIR, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR THE LATE WRITTEN NOTICE OF CLAIM OF MY INHERITANCE FUND DEPOSITED IN YOUR BANK.

NAME….HOWARD ARTOM……………………………..
TEL………(662) 3233-71174………………………………..
ADD……..P.O. BOX 24 BIRMINGHAM …….MS…………………
MARRIAGE STATUS……..I DO NOT HAVE A WIFE OR A HUSBAND……………………….
LOCATION…….MISSISSIPPI………………………………….
SEX…….SOMETIMES………………………………………
AGE…………33………………………………..
OCCUPATION……….BANKER/INVESTOR……………………………..

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Mr. Mouseass,
I just send you the form. I did everything you wanted. Now you can send me the money and no more jocking.

Howard Artom, PNG

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Mr. Mouseass,
I have sent you the information that you asked for and you said nothing. What are you trying to pull? Stop jocking and be an adult

 The Scammer to Howard Artom

Subject: FOLLOW UP MY DIRECTIVES

What I demanded from you is to send the information to that bank this email address boa_bfa@outlook.com as fast as possible I never meant you should send the information to me dear if you really want to end this transaction with me all you have to do is to keep following up my instructions and as well my directives tooThanks

Howard Artom to the Scammer forwared to: “The Bank of Africa”

Hello Mr. Assmouse,
But you said that I have to send the information to you. I don’t know why you would say that. I was thinking why you told me not to send it to the bank, but I can send it right now this second.

Also, my lawyer says that you owe him money for the advice he gave to you.

Bye,
Howard Artom, UFO

DEAR SIR,

I AM MR/MRS …HOWARD ARTOM………… A BUSINESS PARTNER AND NEXT OF KIN TO ONE OF YOUR LATE CUSTOMER MAY I HAVE THE HONOR TO PRESENT TO YOU, THIS FOLLOWING MATTER FOR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION AND NECESSARY ACTION? I AM THE NEXT OF
KIN OF LATE MR.MANFRED HOFFMAN, AN ACCOUNT HOLDER WITH YOUR BANK, WHO’S UNTIMELY LOSS OCCURRED ON 25/07/2000.

THE DECEASED HAD DEPOSITED SOME MONEY WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT THE SUM OF ($19.3MILLION DOLLARS) ACCOUNT (FTDA) BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0031273615239 WITH THE ROUTING NUMBER:026009693 WHICH MYSELF AS THE NEXT OF KIN IS PROCESSING TO CLAIM I WISH MY WRITTEN NOTICE WILL BE GIVEN AN URGENT ATTENTION AS I WISH THIS FUND BE RELEASE AND TRANSFER
INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT HERE IN MY COUNTRY.

I TRUST THAT THE MANAGEMENT OF THE BANK WILL FIND NO SPECIAL
DIFFICULTY IN GRANTING MY REQUEST.
SIR, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR THE LATE WRITTEN NOTICE OF CLAIM OF MY INHERITANCE FUND DEPOSITED IN YOUR BANK.

NAME….HOWARD ARTOM……………………………..
TEL………(662) 3233-71174………………………………..
ADD……..P.O. BOX 24 BIRMINGHAM …….MS…………………
MARRIAGE STATUS……..I DO NOT HAVE A WIFE ……………………….
LOCATION…….MISSISSIPPI………………………………….
SEX…….SOMETIMES………………………………………
AGE…………33………………………………..
OCCUPATION……….BANKER/INVESTOR……………………………..

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Mr. Assmouse,
I had sent all the information to the bank and I am waiting for our money to come into my account. I know that you will get 30% of it. Will it all come to me or will your share come to you??

 From “The Bank of Africa” to Howard Artom

Subject :BANK OF AFRICA

©(BOA-BANK)BOA BANK (BANK OF AFRICA)
BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA
TELL: 00226-68104977.
FAX: 00226-502 72 018ATTN:RE: FUND TRANSFER (US$19,300,000.00)
_______________________________________________DEAR VALUED CUSTOMER-:WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.THIS COMMUNICATION IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS (B.O.A) BANK OF AFRICA) IS IN RECEIPT OF YOUR CLAIMS LETTER, WHICH YOU SENT TO THIS BANK THROUGH FOREIGN REMITTANCE OPERATION DEPARTMENET SERVICE EMAIL ADDRESS.BE YOU INFORMED THAT THE MANUSCRIPT OF YOUR APPLY LETTER HAS BEEN SENT TO THE OPERATION DEPARTMENT OF INFORMATION AND STATISTICS FOR COMPARATION WITH THE INFORMATIONS IN YOUR PARTNER OFFICIAL FILE.ONCE AGAIN WE WANT YOU TO FILL BELOW YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION.

(1).BANK NAME:……………… ………….
(2).ACCOUNT NUMBER :……………ACCOUNT HOLDER ……..
(3).SWIFT CODE :……………………….
(4).BANK ADDRESS :……………………………
(5).COUNTRY :……………………………………
(6).BENEFICIARY NAME :………………………………………

(7).YOUR PARTNER DORMANT ACCOUNT INFORMATION …………………..HEREBY ADVISE YOU TO SEND ALL THIS INFORMATIONS BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY.FOR THE CONCLUSION OF YOUR FUND TRANSFER.IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS BANK MANAGEMENT AUTHORITY BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THIS (B.O.A) BANK IS WELL SITTING A MEETING TO DISCUSS ABOUT THE APPLYING LETTER FOR CLAIMS FOR THE APPROVAL AND THE FINAL RELEASING ORDER OF YOUR INHERITED FUND INTO YOUR SUBMITTED ACCOUNT.THE OUTCOME OF THIS EXERCISES WILL BE MADE KNOWN TO YOU ATFER OUR BANK MEETINGS.ACCEPT OUR SYMPARTHY OVER THE DEATH OF YOUR LATE PARTNER AS HE WAS A RELIABLE CUSTOMER TO THIS BANK UNTIL HE MET HIS SUDDEN DEATH IN THE YEAR 2006.ALWAYS BANK WITH US.

THANKS.

FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.WE ARE WAITING TO CONFIRM BANK DATA’S INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY.

WE THANK YOU FOR USING OUR CONVENIENCE BANKING SERVICES AND LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR CONTINUED ASSOCIATION WITH US. IF YOU HAVE FURTHER QUESTIONS,

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL US

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR MARK LORD

FOREIGN REMITTAN

Thank you for banking with us

Thank you for choosing bank of africa, Your Bank.
Yours faithfully,

Dr. MARK LORD

Howard Artom to “The Bank”

BANK
ONCE AGAIN WE WANT YOU TO FILL BELOW YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION.

(1).BANK NAME: THE BANK OF CARL’S JR.
(2).ACCOUNT NUMBER :………601…ACCOUNT HOLDER HOWARD ARTOM

(3).SWIFT CODE :…8241519…………………….
(4).BANK ADDRESS :101 EASTHAVEN DRIVE
(5).COUNTRY :UNITED STATES
(6).BENEFICIARY NAME :……ME……………

(7).YOUR PARTNER DORMANT ACCOUNT INFORMATION: DIED IN A PLANE CRASH IN PARIS…………………..

 “The Bank” to Howard Artom

BANK OF AFRICA
Inbox
xBANK OF AFRICA
Jun 23 (6 days ago)to me
(BOA-BANK)BOA BANK (BANK OF AFRICA)
BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA
TELL: 00226-68104977.
FAX: 00226-502 72 018ATTN:RE: FUND TRANSFER (US$19,300,000.00)
_______________________________________________DEAR VALUED CUSTOMER-:WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.SIRPLEASE BE NOTIFIED THAT THE NUMBER SEVEN OF THE QUESTION YOU ARE ASKED TO FILL IN YOUR PARTNER DORMANT ACCOUNT INFORMATIONBUT WHAT YOU FILL IN THERE IS NOT WHAT WAS REQUIRED FROM YOU, YOU ARE ASKED TO SEND BACK THE INFORMATION THIS TIME MORE CLERLYWE ARE INDEED WAITING TO HEAR FROM URGENTLYALWAYS BANK WITH US.THANKS.FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.WE ARE WAITING TO CONFIRM BANK DATA’S INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY.WE THANK YOU FOR USING OUR CONVENIENCE BANKING SERVICES AND LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR CONTINUED ASSOCIATION WITH US. IF YOU HAVE FURTHER QUESTIONS,PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL USYOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR MARK LORDFOREIGN REMITTANThank you for banking with usThank you for choosing bank of africa, Your Bank.
Yours faithfully,Dr. MARK LORD

The Scammer to Howard Artom

Subject: FOLLOW UP MY DIRECTIVES

I beg your pardon gentle manWhat we deliberated on is 50 percent for me 40 percent for you and as well the rest 10 percent will be for any expensive we have made in the transaction before we start the sharing of the fund when it will be transferred to you immediately

 

Howard Artom to Scammer

Hello Mr. Assmouse my friend,
Like I said in the beginning, the money is important. What will be the exact shares for each of us. The 10 percent for expenses goes to whom?? I know that we didn’t have many expenses except the money you owe to Rabbi Burger. Does that come out of your share or the 10 percent? If there is money left from the 10 percent do we split it?

Again, what will be the dollar amount we will both be getting and how much is the left over 10 percent.

Maybe when this is done we can start a business together

 The Scammer to Howard Artom

Subject: FOLLOW UP MY DIRECTIVES

Defiantly you have to understand that there will defiantly be expenses before this money will be transferred to us
Now the ten percent have been mapped out and will also be share among us when we have to start the transferring after we must have made the expenses too I hope you understand that the money will be split into 50 percent for me 40 percent for you and as well the rest 10 percent will be for any expensive we have made in the transaction before we start the sharing of the fundhow far have you as well gone with the bank

Howard Artom to the Scammer

Hello my friend assmouth,
I did everything the bank assed so I am waiting back for the money to enter my account. What is the actual dollar figure I should expect to receive. I want to buy a new house and boat with the money so I need to tell the real estate agent which houses I can afford as well as the fishermen boat person

Howard Artom, DND

 

The Scammer to Howard Artom

You are indeed a joker fuck off and don’t write to me any more

Idot

Howard Artom to the Scammer

 

Hi Assface
I want to congratulate on a game well played.  In other words, you are extremely stupid.

Please accept the coveted Mugu Award. Please don’t thank me. You’ve earned it.

New Version of The Mugu Award
The New Mugu Award

Show it to your friends! Display it proudly on the internet cafe wall! Tattoo it on your mother’s ass so the whole village can see it. Remember, that we will play again some day. In fact. I may be playing you right now and you don’t even know it yet. I do have a lot of email accounts.

A Final Invoice to the Scammer from Attorney Hamilton Burger

Mr. Ahmed,
I want to reiterate that your account is still seriously past due. For your

Blessing Jammeh's award for being such a good 419'er
Finished award sent to Blessing Jammeh, a Nigerian scammer

convenience, please find the attached invoice.

By the way. Howard says Hi

Rabbi Hamburger ESP

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